I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...– George Clooney on rumors of his sexuality (via gayerthanjew)
motoroladroid: if we follow each other we’re friends if we follow each other and like each others posts we’re best friends no exceptions
What you said: I'm Pro-choice, and I definitely think abortion is the right decision for some people, and some situations.
What they think you said: I love killing people, I worship Satan, and absolutely love skinning puppies.
mattsmithsexual: if you’re homophobic there is a 100% chance i hate you
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I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...
roomnumber203: krazzines: mooncactus: tofferton: moon-over-june: lothie: xdmoneyx: amidstthebloodshed: Grow up. I can’t stand when people fish. Period. I can’t stand fish. I can’t stand. I can. Can. CA. C.
ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCKS. →
sassy-gay-karkat: sassy-gay-ghirahim: sassy-lesbian-vriska: raceagainstelegance: silver-rollu: turtlesinadishwasher: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS. DO YOU. THERE IS AN ASTEROID. COMING VERY CLOSE TO EARTH. IN 2029 ON APRIL 13TH. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE OH OH GOD ”That’s big enough to punch through Earth’s atmosphere,” devastating a region the size of, say,...
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.